amusamart

Walmart check-out lanes were backed up to the clothes section. Once we'd finally made our way up to magazine ro, I spotted a slew of shiny silver flasks next to the check out counter. Once I'd confirmed that a good number of people in the amusement-park style line behind us were watching me, I held one up victoriously & loudly exclaimed to my mother, "I told you they'd have 'em!"

hahhahahahahahah oh. my. gosh. funniest moment of my life. Her priceless face & the soft, trailing question, "...flaaasks?"

thanks, mom, for being you. and putting up with me. and my kicks.